Sunday, November 12, 2006

Honey Come Quick With The Iodine

Gotta get down to the government mine

Cos' that's where I lately spend my time

Make good money five dollars a day

Made any more I might move awayy...yea

THE PROBLEM:

Me: The dead. That is smart.

Other: Yeah.

Me: That's really something. (How to sell sell sell this....)

Other: (seems to sense something in the air): Your'e not going to listen to that punk rock, are you?

Me: You know, sometimes I just -

Other: What? Wanna punch me? Is that it?

Me: No. That's two things you shouldn't have said.

Other: (Fairly seething)

Me: Do you know what you sound like? You sound like Nixon. And may I add?

Other: Yes.

Me: You are so far from being....(cool?)....(good?)...(dead?) What you want to be.

Other: I know.

Me: Let's chill.

Other: I said it first.

Me: You know, if Pearly Baker moved to Poland...?

Other: Ridiculous.

Me: For example.

Other: Mm.

Me: Mm. But; if people felt the support.....How do you say it in European?

Other: What? Cover band? Obstacles? Eurovision Song Contest?

Me: Ha. No. Contiguous express? Uncle Blah Blah? No. The universe was created not by God, but by work?

Other: No. Yes?

Me: Something. I really don't know.

Other: You said it first.

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