This is so ridiculous, it will definitely not be here in a couple of days. On the other hand, it says a lot about what I know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:McTrixie#Perfectly_Ridiculous

"It says here that you are 44 years old. Is that true?"

- Yes it is.

"Then would you mind explaining this link?"

- What link?

"You know very well what link."

- You mean, The Periodic Table of Rock?

"Yes."

- I'm afrad that I can't.

"Can't what?"

- Can't explain it.

"Very well."

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